Jennifer Sits in the Back
Just like the Seinfeld episode
where Jerry is up front (First Class) and Elaine is in the
back (coach) on a flight, Alicia and I used our frequent
flier miles to upgrade to First Class and left poor Jennifer
in the back. Alicia's joy was halted abruptly when we landed
at Jackson Hole and they wheeled the stairs up to the plane.
"We have to walk down stairs?!? But
we're flying First Class!"
Snowmobiling
Yellowstone
Jennifer on her sled with buffalo in the background
Alicia and the Buffalo
In a scene reminiscent of the movie Michael
when John Travolta says "Challenge!" and proceeds
to head-butt a bull in a pasture, Alicia decided she had
had enough of a pesky female buffalo that
was blocking her way and intentionally sauntering
at an absurdly slow gait. Even though we were cautioned
to give a wide berth to the wildlife, especially
the buffalo, Alicia starts to drive her snowmobile by the
offending creature. As Alicia draws near the buffalo, the
buffalo turns and charges Alicia on her sled. Alicia gasses
the sled and narrowly escapes being head butted.
Jackson Hole
The very next day, Bill was skiing without
the girls on a traverse and spotted a Moose in the middle
of the trail. One after another, skiers came up behind and
paused. After only a few moments a snowboarder said "I've
waited long enough" and headed down the trail. The
Moose charged and narrowly missed the boarder.
I don't know if the Moose and the Buffalo
were bluffing, but it was obvious that in both situations
they could have reached their target, and
if the did, they would have inflicted serious
injury.
Respect the wildlife!!!
Grand
Targhee
You have to drive through Idaho to get there, but Grand
Targhee is certainly not crowded. The locals say it's worth
going right after a dump of snow and you can ski powder
all day!